Monday, March 20, 2006

Dubya in 2008

Please join me in my campaign to repeal the 22nd Amendment. With the lesser Bush's approval rating in the toilet, there's no better way to show what we think of him.

Each so-called Republican needs to look into his heart and ask if Bush deserves a third term. Gas profits are at an all-time high. Osama is as free as a bird. Iraq is in civil war. And all in just six short years! Think what other missions we could accomplish in another six. The Constitution shouldn't stand in the way of Patriotism. If you believe in true American freedom, you'll reelect Bush.

Update: An Executive Order establishing a Continuity Presidency is on its way.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? Even if he got crushed in the 2008 election, he'd appeal to the Supreme Court, who would declare him dictator-for-life...

TilRMan said...

highping, you miss my point, which is to draw a line down the middle of the Republican party and say, "Either you support the war, or you support democracy." That would give the Democrats the chance to sneak their inevitably lame candidate into office.
Not that it would ever happen that way, but it'd be pretty damn funny.